Apple QuickTime movie | 2006-01-09 | 64.7 MB | 640x351 | 29.97fps | 2 minutes, 31 seconds
Transcription: Dear Diary, I believe in true love. My knight in shining armor is out there somewhere, and I'm gonna find him. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I could teach you, but I'm not Ah! From two of the six writers of scary movie comes the question who's thirsty No, grant. He was just embarrassed because he lost his virginity to the housekeeper What does it take to make the ultimate date movie idiot hell no, I won't marry you God a little hitch Your hitch dolook like Will Smith to you. Yo, fellas, time to pimp her ...